Bollocks

I like the bacon sandwich as a food and art form. It brings me off orally and sends the dopamine swirling. I feel for our Jewish and Muslim friends who are disallowed by their god to eat this vital food (and some other stuff like shellfish). The poor pig, to suffer the hatred of so many people 'cos it carried ticks and diseases that hurt humans in hot climates. The vegetarians and vegans too really don't know what they're missing out on. The wonder that is the pig, the glory of the curing process.

Enable it, ennoble it, cut it into strips and fry it.