It's become increasingly obvious to me that some time in the future I shall almost certainly become a major global religious figure. It becomes painfully clear that in the years to come the depth and breadth (not to mention width) of my utterances will in some way be pooled together from IRC, forums, blogs and so on to form a body of work that shall touch people deep inside. Their emotional response shall trigger the supernatural side of the imaginative human brain and a religion shall form that shall change the world forever.As that's the case, it's only fair of me to directly address these people in a probably vain attempt to explain some truths:
I am not a divine figure; I'm just a cunt. Your religion is shit, as are you. Every one of you should throw your selves off a cliff. A very high one. Your bankrupt pathetic search for 'meaning' is as vain as it is hopeless. There is nothing 'after' your life. You're just a lump of rotten meat or swirling ash. Stupid twats.Of course, they'll just think I'm testing their faith. Toodle pip.
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