A condom for the iPhone?

Is this some kind of metaphor for our times? Has the hand-held device finally come of age? I doubt it but Steve Job wants to put your iPhone4 in a big rubber johnny. I don't know if Durex have been approached, or if the sheaths will feature different flavours, but I'm fairly sure a spermicide of some nature is involved. At least, users are unlikely to breed.

The obvious question is this: is the dobber designed to keep out malicious viruses or to keep in the foul evil mind-sperm of the user? As it spurts out of their Facebook, Twitter, Bebo, MySpace apps (and blogs) and floods the 'net with it's unwanted muck, maybe, just maybe it's a good idea.

Message jism. Information come. It soaks every area of the 'net. From dull Tweets to duller blogs, word after word, page after page of self-important turdery not another being on the planet is interested in. Not even your mum.

So why don't you just shut the fuck up. Stop your Facebook crap, I don't give a shit about your life. Just keep to leaving appreciate comments about mine. Who cares what your favourite music is on your Spotify list, just go to mine, it's much better. Write your blog? No, just come here, it's all you need.